shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
"with orders of $50 or more!"
I didn’t think tumblr knew that meaning of “shipping”
I bet you drink tea
There is no good and evil there is only power
I swear to god I tried to scroll.
some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”
Anonymous: are u going to have sex before marriage?
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
|teacher:||where's your homework|
|me:||where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar|
if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
That’s called Norway
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to